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Eve Dumb Ways to Die Parody
by Rixx Javix
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An Eve Online Parody of "Dumb Ways to Die" by Rixx Javix and Sindel Pellion. This is a parody video that contains original © material, artwork, lyrics, and other intellectual property that is the sole property of the owners. The Eve logo and other Eve Online marks are © and TM CCP hf. All Rights Reserved. Music is © and TM Metro Trains (2012) and used here under fair use for the purpose of parody.

Soundcloud Version: https://soundcloud.com/sindel-pellion/final-oh-god-dumb-eve

Rixx Javix: http://eveoganda.blogspot.com
Sindel Pellion: http://www.sindelsuniverse.com

Lyrics:
Make fun of The Mittani's hair
Open fire in Luminaire
Warp at zero to a gate
Use your Fleet Typhoon as pirate bait

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Bring AWOXers into corp
Don't align before your FC warps
Teach yourself how to fly
Jump your Leviathan into Asakai

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Undock with a red fleet outside
Disconnect when 10% TiDi'd
Turn your covops cloak off in wormhole space
Use Rahadalon as a ratting place

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Go afk and forget
Post pictures of your legs on the internet
Leave your blues on your overview
If I shoot him, what will CONCORD do?

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
So many dumb ways to die

Fit small hybrid guns on a shield-tanked Legion
Be too confident you can take a region
Fly to the edge of a tourney arena
Stay on a gate at zero when two fleets are crossing
Fly around with your PLEX in your cargo
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

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