Cartoon Network - January 21, 2020, 22:54 Grizz, Panda and Ice Bear go on a wild, dangerous and likely hilarious adventure to escape a foe who threatens to tear them apart. |
Porky 904 - January 21, 2020, 23:52 SCP-6661/2-J is a crab-stuffed mushroom entree produced by the internal Foundation catering service Containment Cuisine for the 45th annual Site-19Foundation Formal.When consumed by a human subject,SCP-6661/2-J triggers five stages of localized K-Class scenarios within the subjects digestive system.In its initial stage,SCP-6661/2-J causes a brief period of mild nausea followed by a sudden and urgent need to relieve oneself.However, the instant before the crucial moment of blessed release,SCP-6661/2-J triggers a DK-Class Dominance shift,seizing control over the subjects nether regions and causing a massive shutdown of all the subjects bodily exits. The deep,carnal desire for release increases to the point that it becomes downright crippling.Subjects often experience shortness of breath,extreme jaw pain from the clenching of teeth, and mild bruising on hands from putting the rim of the toilet bowl in a death grip.After 15-20minutes of the subjects intestines experiencing a level of containment rivaling that of SCP-106(and involving substantially more screaming),the subject will experience a brief RK-Class Rapture Scenario,feeling a relaxation of the lower muscles,a wave of elation,and a fleeting hope that the worst has passed.Following this,the gates of Heck open up within the subjects intestines as Satan himself violates the subjects anal canal with a pickaxe.A sudden SK-Class Scorched Earth Scenario completely razes the interior lining of the afflicteds digestive tract as unholy murderflame rages throughout in a demonic vortex with a temperature of roughly HOLY-CRAP-ON-A-CUPCAKE degrees Kelvin.Every happy memory,every recollection of peace,joy,or anything other than sheer teeth-shattering agony is volcanically obliterated in a gastrointestinal supernova of biblical proportions.Subjects may experience blackouts or periods of lost time during this phase, their state of being reduced to a tear-blurred haze of torrential sweat,agonized wails,and desperate gasps for air.This continues for the next two to three hours. It is common for subjects to briefly hallucinate during this stage, creating comforting mental scenarios in which they are violently murdered by various Keter-Class SCP entities.Any last vestiges of hope are crushed into tiny nubbins as subjects undergo a CK-Class Total Containment Failure,finally expelling the contents of their bowels in a magnificent riptide that could best be compared to a single,large leak in the Hoover Dam:an unfathomably vast expanse of liquid ejected at a rate fast enough to be upsetting, but not fast enough to be merciful.Subjects have described the experience as the digestive equivalent of ones life flashing before their eyes,with every meal eaten during an individuals lifetime excruciatingly funneled out in reverse chronological order.The downright baffling amounts of waste produced by the afflicted has led researchers to conclude that subjects intestinal tracts are imbued with extradimensional or ectroentropic properties during this time.The ejected waste does not resemble good,wholesome fecal matter in the slightest. Rather,it is a roastawful terrorslush that is probably corrosive and almost definitely radioactive.The expulsion stage is usually fairly brief,but an anomalous temporal field created by SCP-6661/2-J causes subjects to perceive the experience as lasting roughly six lifetimes.As the subjects ability to endure the emotional and physical trauma of the end-of-days inferno raging within their tenderest parts inevitably fails,SCP-6661/2-J will enter its final stage:a UK-Class Universal Collapse scenario,in which the subject experiences one final crescendo of gastric ragnarok followed by a blessed,merciful state of unconsciousness.Subjects will awaken one to two hours later with full memory of their experience.Subjects who undergo SCP-6661/2-Js effects often bear psychological trauma as a result of the event as well as residual intestinal discomfort for the following fortnight. |
oh hi mark - January 22, 2020, 17:54 "Butterfly" is a song by Swedish bubblegum dance group Smile.dk from their 1998 album Smile. It was written and produced by Robert Uhlmann and Robin Rex. The music video starts with Smile.dk descending from an orange butterfly-shaped ship and going on a mission to find two samurai. After finding the samurai, the girls take them to their ship. The song also became an internet meme in the 2010s after being included in made-in-China toy phones. |