oh hi mark - December 18, 2019, 21:18 FunMemes was thinking about YouTube Multiplier again. YouTube was a brutal coward with charming hands and squat legs. FunMemes walked over to the window and reflected on his magical surroundings. He had always hated cosy Berlin with its uncooked, ugliest umbrellas. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel healthy. |
oh hi mark - December 18, 2019, 21:19 Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a brutal figure of YouTube Multiplier. |
oh hi mark - December 18, 2019, 21:19 FunMemes gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an intelligent, vile, port drinker with curvaceous hands and grubby legs. His friends saw him as a bored, black brute. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for a frail baby flamingo. But not even an intelligent person who had once made a cup of tea for a frail baby flamingo, was prepared for what YouTube had in store today. |
oh hi mark - December 18, 2019, 21:20 The hail pounded like bopping tortoises, making FunMemes active. FunMemes grabbed a tiny ruler that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers. |
oh hi mark - December 18, 2019, 21:21 As FunMemes stepped outside and YouTube came closer, he could see the fat glint in her eye. "Look FunMemes," growled YouTube, with an admirable glare that reminded FunMemes of brutal humming birds. "It is not that I do not love you, but I want peace. You owe me 7491 dollars." |
oh hi mark - December 18, 2019, 21:22 FunMemes looked back, even more active and still fingering the tiny ruler. "YouTube, I have got a new job," he replied. |
oh hi mark - December 18, 2019, 21:23 They looked at each other with stressed feelings, like two gigantic, good goldfish gyrating at a very stingy Christening, which had indie music playing in the background and two sweet uncles singing to the beat. FunMemes studied YouTubes charming hands and squat legs. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I am afraid I declared myself bankrupt," explained FunMemes. "You will never get your money." "No!" objected YouTube. "You lie!" |
oh hi mark - December 18, 2019, 21:24 "I do not!" retorted FunMemes. "Now get your charming hands out of here before I hit you with this tiny ruler." YouTube looked afraid, her wallet raw like a mammoth, miniature map. FunMemes could actually hear YouTubes wallet shatter into 7491 pieces. Then the brutal coward hurried away into the distance. Not even a glass of port would calm FunMemes nerves tonight. THE END Thanks, AI! |