000000000000000000000000000000 - December 13, 2019, 22:46 Dont let my bumbling put you off - Im a rude person reallyA dating profile for Troll Micester Dont let my bumbling put you off - Im a rude person really Peter Parker once said "You dont trust anyone, thats your problem." But you can trust me. I wonder if I could intrude upon a little of your time, Im a rude kind of girl, who likes nothing more than commenting with the right person. The first thing people usually notice about me is my toxic personality, closly followed by my smashing fingers. My friends say Im very rude and that I have great fingers and acceptable mouth, but what would I know? I just live in this heap of junk they call my body. I work as a bully, helping suck ups. This allows me to exercise my skills: scolding and roasting. The most interesting thing thats happened to me at work, is that myself asked me for a sandwich. Of course, I was astounded that such a person would have time for muggins here. Of course, I made the sandwich. My life goals include: Use a spider web as a parachute Become worthy of you Become the best bully I can be Help all the suck ups in the world If youre the right person for me, youll be cool and uncringy. You wont be afraid to beat up kids and will have a healthy respect for my ego. My ideal date would involve cyber-bullying in Youtube Multiplier with a strong person by my side. While were there, I worship your unintelligent brain, only able to aspire to being worthy of you. Im just a humble girl trying to make my way in the world. I cannot imagine why youd want to date little old me, but if an ordinary, nice bloke is something you think you could find yourself growing to love, I do have all my own teeth and an adequate pension plan. Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho. If you can find it in your heart to take pity on a hopeless romantic, please give me a whirl. Yours hopefully Troll Micester |
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000000000000000000000000000000 - December 13, 2019, 22:49 Btw this was made with a generator |
oh hi mark - December 14, 2019, 0:09 I really like how now Troll Micester is now a girl apparently, first it is a he and now it is a she. |
Troll Micester - December 14, 2019, 0:50 I am not a she i am a tree AND STOP THIS ITS STUPID NO ONE ASKED FOR IT YOURE WASTING YOUR TIME |
oh hi mark - December 14, 2019, 10:21 *insert tree emoji here* |