Dumb Ways to Drive
by TheShmuz
3:20 - 4,553,890 views

Purim... a time for fun, camaraderie, inspiration, connection with Hashem (G-d) and perhaps a L'chaim (or two!) -

So don't forget to designate,
a driver that's sober...

Save two lives!
1. Share this video with at least one friend right now (click on the sideways "V" in the top right corner of the video screen)
2. Please drink responsibly on Purim (or anytime)!

This is a public safety message brought to you by www.TheShmuz.com.

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--This video is a parody of Metro Trains Melbourne's "Dumb Ways to Die".

Dumb Ways to Die
by DumbWays2Die
3:02 - 182,481,105 views

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© Metro Trains Melbourne, Dumb Ways to Die™

Dumb Ways to Die - Happy Tree Friends Edition (Version 2.0)
by CartoonStar
3:07 - 5,394,995 views

Project of: http://www.cartoonstar.de

Death Scenes and Cartoons: http://www.mondomedia.com

Lyrics:
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stay too long in the sun / hold a sharp-ended stick on the run
don`t watch out, when crossing streets / turn high'n'higher the earphone beats

REFRAIN

steer an oil tanker through the north pole / light a bonfire with lots of petrol
drive blindly a car and feel cool / go as non-swimmer in a deepend pool

REFRAIN

lift much too heavy weight / sometimes death comes fast and straight
fall into unknown water is no bliss / replacing light bulbs when hearing gas hiss

REFRAIN

miscalculate a rocket setup can be hazardous / choking on oversized gum bubbles quite horrendous
slashed your head? a crazy hairdresser might give a clue / i wonder what this red cable will do.

REFRAIN

stay out of the water during the jellyfish season / melting icecaps, caused by wasting energy may be the reason

be stupid, uncool and smoke cigarettes,
eat too much junk food, that makes you sick and fat,
drinking alcohol, that poisonous stuff will shrink your brain

they may not rhyme, but they kill most of the people

REFRAIN

Look after yourself!

A message from CartoonStar.
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Thanks to all involved!

Dumb Ways To Die (Portal Edition) | Studio Version
by Harry101UK
3:40 - 519,085 views

MUSIC VIDEO - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SSdTXNK2mo

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A Portal parody of the 'Dumb Ways To Die' song by Tangerine Kitty.

Original Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

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Lyrics:
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Get crushed by a crusher
Destroy vital apparatus
Find a way into Android Hell
Run too fast on a pool of Propulsion-Gel

Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!

Play Hide'n'Seek with a turret
Stand in front of an Energy Pellet
Push your friend into toxic waste
Shoot a portal straight into outer-space

Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!

Rub your face on a Hard-Light Bridge
Forget your boots and fall off the edge
Suffocate in toxic gas
Look at the operational end of the device

Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!

Fall out of a test-chamber
Get thrown down an incinerator
Consume a lot of bouncy-goo
"I wonder what's this red button do?"

Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!

Donate one or more of your vital organs
Fall into a pool of deadly toxins
Go into cryo-sleep when there's no more power
Get put into a potato and get eaten by a crow
Stand around a platform heading towards fire
Wait around for Half-Life 3!

They're the dumbest ways to die!
Dumbest ways to die!
Dumbest ways to die!
So many dumb...
So many dumb ways to die!

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